April 2012
March 2012
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PORN.
Me on facebook: Stop being illiterate you futile twats, your lack of language complexity enrages me.
Me on tumblr: omFG shutup idgaf ok that's perf~ so cuTE
I am about to drink gasoline. Someone please save...
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This is endless...
Planning to talk to a pot head
My sister: I don't know anything about this guy.
Me: He's really cool.
My sister: I don't know what so say... "Hey, how are the bowls?"
Me: *On the floor, crying and laughing.
If I stopped caring would anyone notice...?